A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES
Felix Kjellberg / PewDiePie
.. and these guys, so I can follow your sassy bum.
You just explained my life…
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between?
this is the most inspiring post on this website
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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