A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
I CANT FREAKIN BELIEVE THIS GOT 100 NOTES
(via imatimeywimeydetective)
Reblog this if your life have been ruined by one of these fuckers
Benedict Cumberbatch
Felix Kjellberg / PewDiePie
Martin Freeman
Misha Collins
These fuckers
.. and these guys, so I can follow your sassy bum.
You just explained my life…
(via sherlockmyholmes)
i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿
If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between?
this is the most inspiring post on this website
(Source: morissey, via m0nsters-inmy-head)
It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
(Source: grimelords, via disorder-ed--mind)
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